Springtime for Cranks
Insurgent parties, and the challenge of keeping the wrong people out
The sun is shining, the evenings are getting longer and lighter, and the flowers are starting to bloom. Spring is in full swing, and with it comes everyone’s favourite annual observance – local government elections. This year’s polls promise a new excitement. The fragmentation of our politics looks to affect Labour as well as the Conservatives. Across the country, insurgent parties are taking their place, with Greens set to surge in the cities, and Reform in suburban and rural areas.
The rapid rise in the fortunes of both challengers also means a likely unprecedented turnover of councillors. Thousands of new people will be thrust into roles running local authorities. Their success or failure depends on the thoroughness of selection and vetting – and both Greens and Reform appear to be failing at this. Each has been beset by a flow of allegations and unmasking of candidates. The former have struggled particularly with charges of antisemitism, the latter with more general racism, homophobia, and obnoxiousness.
Standing candidates is an essential task for growing your party and gaining presence across the country. This can be a challenge even for established parties. To run a decent slate at local elections, you need thousands of people. Few people these days are members of parties, and fewer still want to put their names forward for election. You end up taking a punt on people you don’t know much about, and everyone gets caught out. But established parties have developed antibodies.
They have well-defined vetting systems. Strength in depth also limits the risk - sitting councillors, long-standing members, people who have been through the mill and are willing to be put up time and time again. Most of all, they have an inbuilt knack, honed over years, of spotting people who are going to be more trouble than they are worth. A good local association can spot the charlatans, the egoists, and the offensive and gently deflect them away from getting too involved.
Insurgent parties have none of this. They lack the antibodies that other parties have built up. They are also a prime target. What I’ve jokingly called my First Law of Political Parties holds that new parties will always be a magnet for cranks. This is because when a party starts, the first wave of people drawn to it will be people who are *very* into politics and especially getting elected, but have not been able to accommodate themselves into a mainstream party. This is usually because of some combination of odd views or an odd personality that puts them beyond conciliation within ordinary politics.
This does not hold for everyone. People are drawn to politics at different points in their lives, for different reasons and with different intentions. But most people who are new to it and are broadly sensible hold back. Often, you must cajole them into the very thought of standing or getting more involved. The cranks are the opposite. Many come prepared to insert themselves into everything, hardened from their disputes in the parties they have already burned through. Fully versed in the rules of games that ordinary people didn’t even know were being played. Others, who have never joined politics before, might still have an egoism and fervour that push them forward, while better people hold back.
The volatility of politics has made this more important. There have always been people on the fringes who jumped between political parties. Most councils have seen someone pinball between left, right, centre and independent depending on their own ambitions and the political environment of the day. Generally, they were kept to the edges and stopped from wielding real power. That becomes a lot harder in an environment where you can flip from having no councillors to taking charge of an entire authority.
Reform have already proven this point. Since the success in last year’s local elections, they have shed dozens of councillors. Some of these have been over offensive posts and comments, others through personal clashes. A handful have moved on because of disappointment with their own party. It is a remarkable attrition rate, however, and far greater than you’d expect from one of the major parties. The consequences extend well beyond internal embarrassment. These are people elected to run local services, scrutinise budgets, and represent constituents who, in many cases, voted for change in good faith. Electing cranks generally means the job is done less well, damaging local governance and faith in democracy. The party will be embarrassed, but the public will be let down.
Both upstart parties are battling with the challenges this year. Reform candidates are already being probed for allegations of racism and calls for political violence. The Green Party is possibly facing an internal legal battle over antisemitism and the peddling of conspiracy theories, whilst also picking an active campaigner against its own policies. Both Farage and Polanski have downplayed the scale and severity of the allegations. That is the politically advantageous thing to do, but it indicates a lack of seriousness about the risks that can come from insurgent parties empowering the cranks that are drawn to them.
It is understandable that rapidly growing parties might struggle with this. But it is important to take it seriously. The instinct to be defensive, to undermine the severity of it, is a bad one. Political parties play an important role in cultural signalling. We (rightfully) have few legal constraints on who can run for political positions, so instead parties are left to decide who is fit for office. That signals to the world the sort of views and actions which are acceptable, and which are beyond the pale. If political parties fail to police themselves properly, then it breaks down the boundaries between extreme and normal debate, normalising the outrageous.
Voters themselves will struggle to provide a check on this. There is a portion that don’t care. Indeed, part of the challenge with upstart parties is that they want to distance themselves from the established ones, and to signal to voters with similarly fringe views that they will stand for them. Many more won’t notice, voting on broad themes of local and national politics without much feeling for the views or personality of the individual named on the ballot paper. It is an unreasonable expectation to place on them.
This set of local elections may yield an unprecedented number of new councillors. Many of those have already unravelled in the campaign stage – but may be elected, nonetheless. It is likely that more will be exposed or embarrass themselves over the next twelve months. For the parties involved, it is humiliating. If it builds up enough, it becomes discrediting. But there is a political temptation to bat away the allegations that the cranks represent a broader problem. Both party leaders want to deflect criticism and present themselves as under attack from the establishment. That pressure tends towards letting the cranks in, without realising the consequences.
Unless parties are stern with this stuff, proper vetting, rapid disciplinaries and effective action, they risk tolerating far too much. This becomes an electoral weakness, eventually, but also a societal problem. Political parties provide a form of endorsement for people and their views. If those people have crank tendencies, they become legitimised, spreading unpleasantness within the discourse. It also undermines the offices they are elected to. Those who perform badly or get booted out and isolated both undermine the work of councils and other bodies, furthering dissatisfaction with democracy. It reflects poorly if the person you vote for calls a by-election within a few months, or limps along as an unloved independent before disappearing in four years.
A bigger hazard lies in the middle-distance. Both insurgent parties are eyeing big gains in the next general election. They will be standing larger slates of candidates than at previous national polls, with a good chance that many more of them will get elected, and even into government. This could amount to hundreds of new legislators and a generational shift in parliament. Get it wrong, and it could further advance the sharp-elbowed cranks who play the system well. That in turn would bring greater chaos in parliament, but also a rehabilitation of previously unacceptable views, and a platform for those who espouse them.
The 2019 intake was already notorious for how it pushed forward politicians who were low on thoughtfulness and high on volume. 2029, with populist surges on both sides of the aisle, could repeat this on a larger scale. Parties can be forgiven for being sucked in by the occasional odd person, but they need to be resolute about their hygiene. It matters not just for their own prospects, but for those of democracy more broadly.
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